hotel room sketch

Who watches the Watchmen

Dug out my Beck's The Information cd today, awesome album, and not to mention best album package ever. DVD + Stickers galore, even if you are not a fan, you might be lured to buy this album just for the hippy stickers.

And so here is another addition to my macbook, the EYE watching my every action. Kinda creepy actually. Too bad i can't stick it over my webcam or else it would be perfect.

Speaking of Watchmen, HAVE YOU GUYS WATCHED THE SECOND TRAILER OF THE MOVIE? I must really applaud Zack Snyder for following the graphic novel so well (in terms of graphics at least). The story is somewhat cut short, can't blame him, it's hard to make 1 movie out of this cult favourite. Looking forward to it. March 6 2009

Spidercheng eating ice cream

c'mon it's the hols already why are we still so unproductive?

yoda is boring on paper.

Can you spot the mistake?

taken from deviantart

Found these old sketches while looking through my time capsule

yea too lazy to scan and draw new things. Woke up today with legs like lead and a swollen back. I guess I am really allergic to stronger alcohol after all. Sad. But does it deter me from drinking? no.

KEUNTUNGAN TERTINNGI!!!

I found this exceedingly hilarious leaflet in my mailbox:

(no scanner at the moment)


Apparently it's some dubious job that is "strictly confidential" and gives "GOOD $$$ RETURNS" or "KEUNTUNGAN TERTINNGI!!!". No work details but it says "USE YOUR CPF TO ASSIST YOU!!" or "GUNALAH CPF ANDA SAKARANG!!"

hmm. another vague advert.

But if you are interested in obtaining that specimen 100 dollar note, you can call/Hubungi Mr Tan at 93421526

oh wait I'm doing free advertising for him! Should call him up to give me some commission for the favour.


This blog will experience drought during the A's but we guarantee to return with a blast (not necessarily literal) after that.

hmmm

i'm supposed to get ready now because we're celebrating jessie's birthday (turning twenty one) but i have no idea what to wear, the theme is green!

HELP ME JEFF



whatever the hell you are

save us yoshimi!

those pink evil-natured robots were programmed to destroy us

NAWT SECOND (#1) BOOK

Lolcats Collekshun fo salez:


PRE-ORDER YOURS NAO IN BORDERS NEAR YOU!
out in Oct 7 (US release date)

hey, it's fo realz

HEIL LOLCATS

Lolcats is making an ART SHOW! and the best thing is ANYONE from ANYWHERE can join in this awesome movement.


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Requirements:

* Work must be suitable for display and transport. We accept 2D, 3D and multimedia.
* Chosen artists will be contacted with more information and instructions.
* Artwork will not be returned as all art and proceeds will be donated to charity. (see picture below)
* The art may become a part of a traveling show if there is sufficient demand.
* Anyone may apply. There is no pre-requisite.

To apply to showcase your art, please email us at lol+arts@icanhascheezburger.com with your:

* An artistic proposal (Attach images in your email to support your vision, if necessary.)
* Your name
* Email
* Phone number

DEADLINES:

* All applications are due via email by 11:59 PM, Friday September 19th.
* All invitations to artists will be sent out by September 25th.
* All artwork to be shown must be received by Friday, October 17th.

May these questions guide you:

* When LOLcats speak to you, what sound do they make?
* In the world of LOLcat, what is your ideal?
* If LOL is consciousness, what is cat?
* The Invisible Bicycle, ceci n’est pas un pipe?
* Do you dream in shades of LOLspeak?



Be part of the revolution, all heil chairman Meow!

when papa had hair and no belly

and when i weighed less than 10kg

Neighbourhood Predator In An Urban Ocean (2008)

HUNTING SOON
IN THE THEATRES NEAR YOU

It's a fish, it's a ship, IT'S THE NEIGHBOURHOOD PREDATOR!!!

nilah please add a synopsis, thanks.

ETA:

The town of Potong Pasir is threatened when an urban shark starts chomping up their residents in the king of all Jaws rip-offs, Neighbourhood Predator. Days before the Great Potong Pasir Event of All Events, the townspeople will face financial ruin if something isn't done about their newfound shark problem. If that wasn't enough, the kids at the local playground have been subject to a hostile takeover from a prospective businessman looking to cash in on their prized property. It's up to Treeson, the playground kids, and a shark expert to head out and destroy the killing fish before the town economy is slashed and the playground is left for the bulldozer. Directed by St Andrew's foremost expert on rip-off cinema, Joo Hui Ni (under the name RadioAcademic), Neighbourhood Predator features a heap load of footage taken from National Geographic's Shark Week Specials, as well as snippets from the first two Jaws flicks, plus musical cues from none other than Star Wars.

You are not to blame for bittersweet distractors

beware of the tigers lurking in the canteen

Beep. There are no messages today.

There are two colours in my head.

isolated pigeon struts its uniqueness part 1

isolated pigeon struts its uniqueness part 2

dedicated to all human beings/

courtesy of Loo.

and kneels just sent me this:

Use Your Govt Freebies Wisely! Part 2

can you feel the powah?

It's what you feel now

3D goggles in movie theatres are making a comeback. HURRAY!

Imagine watching The Ring with those cool shizz. Ultimate horror experience. By the way that piece is an unfinished piece, I think I want to sketch a bigger version (with more audience) on an A3 size paper. Oh and it's photoshopped, hence the 'white noise' effect.

ring ring
you are going to die in 7 days.

"It's what you feel now, what you ought to"

a fancy "To" for you.

you try to hold on but it's too late- i'm gone

sometimes when you put your clothes out to dry, it rains.
therefore, buy a dryer.

but then again, some of us may not be as fortunate as others, so one good idea i can think of off the top of my head (which does not usually happen frequently, so you can count on it) would be to wear the clothes out and have some fun.

go bowling? no, too chilly.
go for dinner at straits kitchen? no, too informal.
go kbox? no, electronic devices are dangerous.
go play soccer at the brink of a canal filled with watery rage? yes.

"as seen by the angle of the adolescent's foot upon contact with the ball, we can deduce that perhaps he intended for the ball to fall into the canal.

maybe all he wanted was his friend to die. "

damn it i overshot the 100-word limit.

kneels

extract from a convo between two like-minded malcontents:

automatic eyes says:
suicide rates in sgp not very flattering you know right
automatic eyes says:
all it takes is this kind of bizarre thing for people to wake up and say something's not right
Fingers in the blackbird pie says:
hahahhaha it's kinda sad though
Fingers in the blackbird pie says:
i mean it's like totally no reason then went to commit suicide

there is always a reason.

Cool Widget Add-On!

To make your life easier and our blog more professional, I have added this cool navigating thingamajig on this blog so you guys can browse by labels/tags.

So nilah, from now on please remember to label the posts! Okay i'm too lazy to actually go back to all the posts to edit the tags/labels but I have managed to edit some. Label as follows:

ALERT - this is for announcements/things you want to alert our dear readers about
Paintings
Sketches
Animation - for our stopmo/gifs etc
Software - for photoshopped images/any software modified images
Photography
Exhibit - e.g. your clingwrap/tape sculpture
Stickers
Utter Rubbish - stupid things that we do
Fantasies - our lofty ambitions
Graphic - when you dont know what to categorise it as

you can add on more if you want but please do not use too many, may crowd the widget and it will just defeat the purpose of making our blog easier to trawl through.

By the way, you will need Flash and Javascript to be able to see it.


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Edit: okay I forgot to credit the code maker. It's by this amazing person called Amanda at Blogger Buster. Great site.

to all ye non-believers, BEWARE

this is another one of those incomplete things.
partly because it's already night time and im alone at home.

yours threwly
nilalalah

ps
cordless phones are as annoying as strapless bras.
but nothing beats an overparental parent

sneak peek of farah's belated birthday present

The Oracle, according to my imagination:


kneels.

OH HAI, this is Hui Ping. Here's my failed attempt at colouring it gold, the palette tone says metallic but i aint seeing any metallic shine. and the sketch has holes so when i tried to colour fill only the saddle, it coloured the whole damn unicorn and background instead. I like the second mistake though.

Use Your Govt Freebies Wisely!

My excavation through the mountain of notes today has uncovered some prized antique. well, not really antique but relatively old lah. These decal stickers are given by the government in light of the Save Energy campaign. I thought these are wonderful pieces of art really. See how much fun you can do with the stickers! More to come - after prelims.

only slightly awake but very tired

i like kt tunstall's hair.

pimpED

Ed (Radiohead's guitarist in case you don't know) here totally looks the role for pimpin' yo.



REALLY SORRY FOR THE STAGNATION!
damn those tests and essay assignments and tuition work eh. Here's a pimp your pictures website fo yo pleasure yo.

HAVE FUN.

this is not the end

what happened...?

i told you to come!

The Retarded Sperm Doesn't Have A Chance

Congrats, you've got twins!

SASS DAY OUT

hi, tonight we present to you art in another form:

karma police got us


gold lion revisited


We are only young
but we style our future with a cattle gun
We are idle rich
so we smile for tomorrow with a bitch of an itch
Cause when the fire light shocks like a cop shop pyre
we'll jack the politics for premonition and fire
and we'll move like Nuryev at night.

Drawing Day

As you all have been told beforehand, 7 June is the long awaited Drawing Day. Not sure about nilah but I did this 'lightning' sketch of Jonny Greenwood before resuming my studies. I actually wanted to do those youtube drawing thingy but then I manage to borrow the camera from my sis so yea, have to settle for primitive 2B 'Belief' pencil sketching.

This one didn't turn out very well, but it's good enough, damn the scanner.



I have a bigger one (actually I think I have 2 or 3) of Thom Yorke in pencil shading. Hopefully I'll upload it by tmr, i'm sorreh, as much as nilah is a procrasturbator, I'm not any better.

Pagan Poetry 2

Terrorism existed since the Tang dynasty.
Fact or fiction?

the hulk's scrawny white naked dickless brutha

tape sculpture!

ng eng teng used concrete, and i dont know what the hell alberto giacometti or dali used but i used tape and clingwrap.

i have never ever done anything that qualifies as a sculpture before, which is why in the process of trying to make it seem like the hulk, i kind of made it too scrawny.





viewer discretion: the following image depicts an activity that is incestious in nature.
alternatively, you could wank over it too, if you're a sick fuck.




i think i'll do more.

perhaps i'll make some and paste them around the street or in a bus.


OH uk trip flashback!

spamalot-


THE SCRIPT ITSELF

Pagan Poetry

there's moarrr to come~

This Could Be Nilah

inspired by Alberto Giama....(oh whateverr)



yea i know, doesn't look like nilah but i'll improve okay, we'll have lots of drawing sessions