hmmm

i'm supposed to get ready now because we're celebrating jessie's birthday (turning twenty one) but i have no idea what to wear, the theme is green!

HELP ME JEFF



whatever the hell you are

save us yoshimi!

those pink evil-natured robots were programmed to destroy us

NAWT SECOND (#1) BOOK

Lolcats Collekshun fo salez:


PRE-ORDER YOURS NAO IN BORDERS NEAR YOU!
out in Oct 7 (US release date)

hey, it's fo realz

HEIL LOLCATS

Lolcats is making an ART SHOW! and the best thing is ANYONE from ANYWHERE can join in this awesome movement.


more animals

Requirements:

* Work must be suitable for display and transport. We accept 2D, 3D and multimedia.
* Chosen artists will be contacted with more information and instructions.
* Artwork will not be returned as all art and proceeds will be donated to charity. (see picture below)
* The art may become a part of a traveling show if there is sufficient demand.
* Anyone may apply. There is no pre-requisite.

To apply to showcase your art, please email us at lol+arts@icanhascheezburger.com with your:

* An artistic proposal (Attach images in your email to support your vision, if necessary.)
* Your name
* Email
* Phone number

DEADLINES:

* All applications are due via email by 11:59 PM, Friday September 19th.
* All invitations to artists will be sent out by September 25th.
* All artwork to be shown must be received by Friday, October 17th.

May these questions guide you:

* When LOLcats speak to you, what sound do they make?
* In the world of LOLcat, what is your ideal?
* If LOL is consciousness, what is cat?
* The Invisible Bicycle, ceci n’est pas un pipe?
* Do you dream in shades of LOLspeak?



Be part of the revolution, all heil chairman Meow!

when papa had hair and no belly

and when i weighed less than 10kg

Neighbourhood Predator In An Urban Ocean (2008)

HUNTING SOON
IN THE THEATRES NEAR YOU

It's a fish, it's a ship, IT'S THE NEIGHBOURHOOD PREDATOR!!!

nilah please add a synopsis, thanks.

ETA:

The town of Potong Pasir is threatened when an urban shark starts chomping up their residents in the king of all Jaws rip-offs, Neighbourhood Predator. Days before the Great Potong Pasir Event of All Events, the townspeople will face financial ruin if something isn't done about their newfound shark problem. If that wasn't enough, the kids at the local playground have been subject to a hostile takeover from a prospective businessman looking to cash in on their prized property. It's up to Treeson, the playground kids, and a shark expert to head out and destroy the killing fish before the town economy is slashed and the playground is left for the bulldozer. Directed by St Andrew's foremost expert on rip-off cinema, Joo Hui Ni (under the name RadioAcademic), Neighbourhood Predator features a heap load of footage taken from National Geographic's Shark Week Specials, as well as snippets from the first two Jaws flicks, plus musical cues from none other than Star Wars.

You are not to blame for bittersweet distractors

beware of the tigers lurking in the canteen

Beep. There are no messages today.

There are two colours in my head.

isolated pigeon struts its uniqueness part 1

isolated pigeon struts its uniqueness part 2

dedicated to all human beings/

courtesy of Loo.

and kneels just sent me this:

Use Your Govt Freebies Wisely! Part 2

can you feel the powah?

It's what you feel now

3D goggles in movie theatres are making a comeback. HURRAY!

Imagine watching The Ring with those cool shizz. Ultimate horror experience. By the way that piece is an unfinished piece, I think I want to sketch a bigger version (with more audience) on an A3 size paper. Oh and it's photoshopped, hence the 'white noise' effect.

ring ring
you are going to die in 7 days.

"It's what you feel now, what you ought to"

a fancy "To" for you.

you try to hold on but it's too late- i'm gone

sometimes when you put your clothes out to dry, it rains.
therefore, buy a dryer.

but then again, some of us may not be as fortunate as others, so one good idea i can think of off the top of my head (which does not usually happen frequently, so you can count on it) would be to wear the clothes out and have some fun.

go bowling? no, too chilly.
go for dinner at straits kitchen? no, too informal.
go kbox? no, electronic devices are dangerous.
go play soccer at the brink of a canal filled with watery rage? yes.

"as seen by the angle of the adolescent's foot upon contact with the ball, we can deduce that perhaps he intended for the ball to fall into the canal.

maybe all he wanted was his friend to die. "

damn it i overshot the 100-word limit.

kneels

extract from a convo between two like-minded malcontents:

automatic eyes says:
suicide rates in sgp not very flattering you know right
automatic eyes says:
all it takes is this kind of bizarre thing for people to wake up and say something's not right
Fingers in the blackbird pie says:
hahahhaha it's kinda sad though
Fingers in the blackbird pie says:
i mean it's like totally no reason then went to commit suicide

there is always a reason.